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Sean Patrick Nolin is an American professional baseball pitcher for the Piratas de Campeche of the Mexican League. He has previously played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Toronto Blue Jays, Oakland Athletics,Washington Nationals, and Miami Marlins. He has also played in Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) for the Saitama Seibu Lions and in the KBO League for the Kia Tigers.
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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}