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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

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{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}

{"fact":"A female cat will be pregnant for approximately 9 weeks or between 62 and 65 days from conception to delivery.","length":110}

{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}

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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}

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{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}

{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}